No, I haven’t turned this into a porn site. 

Or at least, not yet.  I hear it’s quite lucrative.

Instead of a phone call, Jamie has offered to sign and donate three worn (as in actually worn, not threadbare) towels to the Pencils campaign.  The first two will go to the fans who buy the most pencils in Jamie’s name, while the third will be raffled off at random.  The towels will be yours to do with as you wish (insert your joke here) but any and all cloning will be subject to the appropriate international treaty restrictions.